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WRITTEN BY A MEMBER AFTER THE TORQUAY TOUR

 

WE MADE A FINE START, ALL IN GOOD HEART THE DAY WE WENT TO TORQUAY

THE DRIVING WAS SOUND AND THE SWEETS PASSED AROUND

THEN WE STOPPED FOR LUNCH AT THE CHEF AND BREWER

WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN PLAYING BOWLS IN THE SUN

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN

 

THERE WAS ROGER AND KATE AND MAX WHO WAS LATE THE DAY WE WENT TO TOPSHAM

A TAXI WAS FOUND AND HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE GROUND 

AND BY ALL ACCOUNTS HE PLAYED A BLINDER

IT WAS A GAME THAT WE WON, JAM AND CREAM ON A BUN

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN

 

DAVE BOUGHT A HAT, WHATS WRONG WITH THAT, THE SUN WAS QUITE A PROBLEM

ALL SOFT AND NICE BUT FOR THE PRICE. HE COULD HAVE BOUGHT HALF A DOZEN

SHEILA WAS CROSS BUT DAVE IS THE BOSS

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN

 

JOHN GOT THE HUMP SOMEONE GAVE HIM A BUMP THE DAY WE WENT TO TORQUAY

THE CHANGING ROOM WAS TIGHT AND OH WHAT A FRIGHT

TO SEE HIM IN THE ALLTOGETHER

AND BY THE WAY HE WORE PANTS THAT WERE GREY

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN

 

JOYCE PAM AND ANN TRIED AS HARD AS THEY CAN TO BOWL IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

BUT ON THURSDAY, SIX WOODS WENT ASTRAY ALL FOR THE WANT OF A QUICK INSPECTION

WE LOST 20 SHOTS BUT WE SCOOPED UP THE POT

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN

 

WILLIAM AND JEAN CAME UP WITH A SCHEME TO RAISE A LOT OF MONEY

THEY RATTLED THE TIN AND YOU PUT A POUND IN

IF YOU DID A MISDEMEANOUR

AND BY THE WAY WE HAD A GOOD STAY

BUT THE COACH BROKE DOWN